I dream that I forget in which direction I am headed. The road splits. I panic and take an exit unknown to me. It doesn’t make any difference.
From the Flash Stash: I Have to Quit Commuting! (redux)
I Have to Quit Commuting (originally published in The Burlesque Press Variety Show)
The entropy effect: sometimes I dream that my car changes from a thing I can drive to a thing that cannot be driven: a typewriter, a toothbrush, a ham bone. This happens while I am driving and sends me into a screaming red panic.
Just Between You and Me 